Jag kände mig tvungen att posta denna allmäna rant om min oförmåga att skriva om något annat än WANGST! Här också. Det är nämligen så att jag skrev en wrocksång som skulle handla om julen. Och det här blev resultatet:
"I watch over you, my child
On this Christmas night
Tousle-haired and tired,
Sad and disappointed
You sleep as the world turns white
I know you’re not happy
You frown in your sleep
I know you’re lonely
Ten years on this dead end street
The world is full of lonely children
On this Christmas night
I watch over a man
A child that just grew up
Expelled from Nevereverland
Angry with the world
And the things he’ll never get
He watches the snowfall
I know he thinks of me
I know he is dreaming
Of what the world ought to be
The world is full of lonely children
On this Christmas night
The moon is rising and a man remembers
What it’s like when the world is big and frightening
And when you forget what it’s like to feel joy
You’ll weep like a child does
Weep like the lonely child you are
Surrounded by Christmas gifts
A boy lies awake
He can’t hear his parents
In this big manor house
And the darkness frightens him
But when you’re a Malfoy
You don’t fear the night
And though he is frightened
He daren’t turn on the light
The world is full of lonely children
On this Christmas night"
Vadå depro? Jag blir tokig.
Hereby enclosing rant:
What's UP with me? What kind of a depressed emo kid am I? Why, oh why, can't I write a song about Christmas that is cheerful? What's this Lonely Children stuff? I sound like I'm raising funds here!
The Werewolves on Holiday Fund! How would YOU feel, tearing yourself apart on Christmas Eve? I thought so. Now hand over them galleons!
The Azkaban Need Decorations Fund! Life on that prison island is bad enough as it is! Send those prisoners some garlands! Some Christmas trees! Put Santa-hats on the Dementors!
The Send Severus Snape on a Blinddate Fund! He NEEDS to get over Lily! So send him on a date. Madame Rosmerta, Minerva McGonagall, Professor Trelawney, Poppy Pomfrey, aforementioned werewolf, Albus Dumbledore, ANYONE! NOW! Quickly! Shnell! Rapidement! Brz! (No kidding. That last one was in Serbian, for your information.)
The Harry Potter Has a Tragic Past Fund!
The Draco Malfoy Doesn't Need More Money, But Send It Anyway (I Am Saving For a Cadillac) Fund!
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Ja, ni ser. Seriöst.